I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you didnt know i had herpes?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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