Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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