I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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