i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think people are normalizing furries
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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