Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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