Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were trust falling into bushes
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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