I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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