Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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