That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Sorry about my life...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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