I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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