When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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