I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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