So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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