Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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