he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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