I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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