I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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