I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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