Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I can't turn off my feet"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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