I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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