You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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