I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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