i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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