thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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