Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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