We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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