thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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