Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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