white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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