i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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