The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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