More tranny stories later!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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