i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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