Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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