I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
