Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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