Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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