I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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