So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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