Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
this hospital has no fireball
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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