just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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