those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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