you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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