He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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