I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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