I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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