Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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