So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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