Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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