When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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