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i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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