u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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