I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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