ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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