let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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