That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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